Sample chapter: the shape is real, the numbers and stories are placeholders until ours go in.
Would go again
The route we took
Hanoi
4 nights · Old Quarter, egg coffee, a street food crawl
Ha Long Bay
1 night · the budget day boat, rain included
Hue
2 nights · imperial city on rented bicycles
Hoi An
4 nights · lantern town, one tailor, the beach
Ho Chi Minh City
3 nights · war museum, rooftop bia hoi
Overnight sleeper busReunification Express over the Hai Van passRented bicyclesOn foot, mostly
Vietnam, day1of 14
Spent so far
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Left of ₹ 47,600
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Day 5
Hue, on two rented bicycles
KKrina's version
The imperial city is huge and empty by 4pm. We cycled the moat twice because the second lap was free. Dinner was a bún bò Huế from a lady who laughed at how much chilli Niraj took. This was the day I stopped checking the budget every hour.
NNiraj's version
I took a normal amount of chilli. The bicycles had one working brake between them, which is a design choice. The imperial city is worth the ticket, the moat loop is worth more and costs nothing.
Day 5 receipt
Dorm beds for two₹ 1,050
Bicycle hire₹ 180
Imperial city tickets₹ 1,300
Food all day₹ 820
Day total₹ 3,350
Day 6
Hue to Hoi An over the Hai Van pass
KKrina's version
The one time we paid extra and would again. Sea on the left the whole way. I cried a bit, which Niraj says was the wind.
NNiraj's version
It was the wind. The train is slow and the seats are hard and it is the best ₹1,600 on this website. Sit on the left going south, I will keep saying this.
Day 6 receipt
Train over the pass for two₹ 1,600
Dorm beds for two₹ 1,100
Food₹ 760
Day total₹ 3,460
Day 7
Hoi An lanterns, and a tailor
KKrina's version
The lantern market is a photo trap and I fell into it happily. We found a tailor with a wobbly sign and ordered one shirt each, which is the most grown-up thing we have ever done on a trip.
NNiraj's version
The shirt fits. The lanterns are lovely for exactly twenty minutes, then you notice everyone is holding a phone. The bánh mì cart near [landmark] is the real attraction, the queue is the review.
Day 7 receipt
Dorm beds for two₹ 1,200
Bánh mì x4₹ 240
Tailor deposit₹ 1,250
Bicycles₹ 0
Dinner by the river₹ 520
Day total₹ 3,210
At the end of the chapter
Every rupee, day by day.
The tank shows what was left of the budget and what it would have bought. Scroll back up and it refills.
What two people spent per day, from our notes. Flip the switch and the whole thing rewrites itself for double the money: the same trip, with the upgrades we'd actually pick.
Sleep
8-bed dorm, Old QuarterFree breakfast, one shared bathroom, great people.₹ 1,100 a day
Private room in a family guesthouseSame street, your own bathroom, still the free breakfast.₹ 2,400 a day
Food
Street stalls, all dayPlastic stools, ₹80 pho, the best meals of the trip.₹ 900 a day
Street stalls, stillWe wouldn't change this. Add one sit-down dinner in Hoi An.₹ 1,300 a day
Getting around
Sleeper buses and city busesReclining seats, petrol-station pho stops.₹ 650 a day
Reunification Express, soft seatsThe view most people fly over. First upgrade we'd make.₹ 1,100 a day
Things we paid to do
Day boat, tickets, bicyclesShared boat with 30 people. Rain not included.₹ 750 a day
Overnight boat, small groupKayaking at sunrise, a cabin, no rush back to Hanoi.₹ 2,000 a day
Total for 14 days, for two₹ 47,600
Double the money buys you a better boat and a train view. It doesn't buy better food.
Sample figures until real receipts go in.
Where we slept
Only the places we'd book again. If you book through these links we earn a small commission and your price stays the same.
[Hostel name], Hanoi
Dorm from ₹ 550 per bed · free breakfast, rooftop, 8-bed dorms